Bat the Map
wo oh blue betty wham ber lamb wo oh blue betty wham ber lambblue betty ate some beans, wham ber lamb,then she busted them seams bam ber lamb,on he... read more
1 years ago
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Subcategories: Poetry & Prose
Boo Hoo
I don't easily make friends.If I do, they never approach me, but don't seek out my company. I go to their houses, or we may go out. But non one comes ... read more
1 years ago
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Can Do! Can't Be Arsed
I'm a can do dreamer.I think I can do things but hey? Yes I can, but I just can't be bothered. If it was not for the naggings of my lady wife Jill, I ... read more
2 years ago
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Chair
The chair sits quiet waiting,the man is in dispairNot many walk away from here, they stay upon the chairIt is stained from many coats of blood,and pis... read more
9 months ago
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Cheeeeky Monkey! (Contains Lewd Lang)
Swearing. Yes, I have written on this subject before.Some maintain that swearing is for those of limited vocabulary to express themselves. Not knowing... read more
1 years ago
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D'ya Know, This is Wierd!
I'm writing this blog OK? But it seems as if the typing is being done by someone else. This is one of the effects of cannabis. It's an effect that I a... read more
2 years ago
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Drew
He had touched down an hour ago. The outside was an arid and desolate place. There were temperate zones where lush vegetation grew, and animal analogu... read more
3 months ago
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Filth
Air, damn stuf gets right up my nose! Make the fuel not last as air-ho-dine-ham-hicks depend on air being in the way. Air causes a constant accident. ... read more
2 years ago
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Frank Gillard #3 Time of the Nose Pick!
It was dusk, the figure in a 'Londsdale' hoodie skulked in a door jamb. There is a move! A hand darts into the hood, an artificial sun 50 million cand... read more
2 years ago
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Frank Gillard #8 the Whatsit.
Hello my name is Fanny Fanny R Soal. I live in Essex England, and am as british as the houses of thingy.I changed my name by deed poll to Fanny R Sole... read more
2 years ago
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