******Think************1 Person
Are you one person? How do you know? You may be two, but can only be concious of one at a time. Then when you are concious in say Jack, you are oblivi... read more
1 years ago
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Afternoon in Hell
Was Adolf Hitler some kind of demon? Did he have magic powers? This guy got middle class Germans baying for blood. Content to let their leader conquer... read more
1 years ago
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Another Naked Guy Story..no Jimjams!
I'd juss finito workin' out. Hit da showers an my mobile starts crankin' out 'God bless America' ring tone. Anyways, while I wuz an'srin de cell fone,... read more
2 years ago
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££££££££Make £5,000 Per Day!!! £££££
You will hardly credit the secrets I will reveal to you. Within three days of starting my plan, you will have made at least £3,000 from only £200 ex... read more
1 years ago
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Baby
As an alien, I like to think of myself as an English alien. I landed here in 1823, and it's been my base ever since. It's been a piviledge to study yo... read more
9 months ago
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Bent Pig in "Your nicked my son" (fiction)
I knocked on a door last week. I was looking for a guy who had skipped his bail. He was supposed to go to court in Basildon for Shoplifting an assortm... read more
1 months ago
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Blasphemy
I have a couple of things I don't understand.If someone calls my wife/mother a whore, I wouldn't want to attack that person.I honestly do not care wha... read more
10 months ago
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Chris Tarrant is an Alien Gas Being
It was the night before christmas, and Chris Tarrant was letting Bill have some body up time, to "forfill his cultural bits and bobs". The only th... read more
2 years ago
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Critical Acclaim for a Songwriter.
Some girls wander by mistake, in to the mess that scalpels makeare you the teachers of my heart?soft, she answered no.Those are words from a dimly rem... read more
1 years ago
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Die Kranken Haus, Spater? Der Berserkenhaus!
Roughly transalated is I'm on me way from the hospital to the looney bin.I can't stand the political correctness any more, no more, no how, no way! It... read more
2 years ago
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