I just love fantasising what it would be like to be poor. Of course, when your as wealthy as I am, you can engineer a state of skintness, which is not reciprecol,recipricatabubble,( OH fuck, I wish I could spell for toffee) HE CAN'T PRETEND TO BE RICH, COZ HE'S SKINT, AND AIN'T GOT THE IMAGINARY MONEY to work in the shop as good as a gun does!So in all realityyou can't do the same as the other poor wankers in the squats for real!
I decided to try it anyway, knowing if it all went tits up, I could go and get me Amex card and make everything lovely again.
I took ten quid, and what I stood up in. Then I went and changed, as Armarni makes you stand out too much. I went into a pub the first night, took over the dealing in the toilets, the next day, I had two geezers working for me, in six months, I got out of all the illegal stuff and just concentrated on the chain of restaurants I'd opened. I can't see what all the fuss is about. Being poor is a breeze! Bye Max
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I was rich once with scads of money, credit cards, 'things', etc. and lost it all in 1991--I wouldn't trade the last 15 years of my life for money![THUMBUP]