It was dusk, the figure in a 'Londsdale' hoodie skulked in a door jamb. There is a move! A hand darts into the hood, an artificial sun 50 million candle power slashes down in the night. The 'dop dop dop dop' of the choppers blades cut the chillair.
MY GoD sir!" exclaims the policeman into his radio, "The bastards got it right up to the second joint, never seen that on a ring finger before, it's a new record!"
The Police helicoptor landed in the park accross the street, all went quiet. The crowd had moved back to a safe distance, nasal vacuum shockwaves have turned over cars, and sent people flying up over the houses. Billy 'hypersnot' Titson was pulling a banging bogie, and all the anti snot squad were out tonight.
"Too late coppers ha ha ha!" taunted Billy, you pushed me and now I'm on the edge. This mutha, that I'm pointing at with my left, ring finger, has been speared by my nail. When I pop this puppie out into the light of day, they gonna be a suction wave to flatten a mutha fugger. That snot ponie, that...mucus magnificus is going to win me the coveted "Nosepick d'or!" no mistake, no how, no sir!
The men in blue dropped back. Heads bowed with defeat. Billy had done it.Suddenly, everything went quiet. Birds stopped singing, and the sky darkened, then.....SHHHHHHHNUCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
The shock wave had taken out Jake Cutlers old barn, and his son james had wet his self.But the bogie was out. TV crews were everywhere for the press conference. The snot had been officially weighed and measured by sir Vincent Cutler, coroner to her majesty the queen Elizabeth regiana the 2nd.351 millimetres in diameter, and 1 metre 6 centimetres long. It weighed in at 19.4 killogrammes.A new world record.
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